Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Religion of Comic Book Characters

You know that you want to know...

Monday, April 27, 2015

The Thought For Today

"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." - Mark Twain

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Wireless Catalog - Welcome to Wireless Catalog

Wireless Catalog - Welcome to Wireless Catalog

What can you say about a Site that offers autographed pictures of Batman and Robin? And much more. A couple of my favorite T-shirts are: "Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints." Or: "They say I have A.D.D. but they just don't understand. Oh look! A chicken!" Visit. Laugh. And remember my birthday is coming.

Friday, April 24, 2015

The Thought For Today

"Anatomically speaking, a bust is here today and gone tomorrow." - Lady Isobel Barnett

Teach the Controversy - Intelligently designed t-shirts urging you to show both sides of every story - by Jeremy Kalgreen

Teach the Controversy - Intelligently designed t-shirts urging you to show both sides of every story - by Jeremy Kalgreen

"'Big Science' is always suppressing The Truth with their blatant pro-evolution anti-wacko agenda: from the fact that UFOs built the pyramids to the reality of creationism and fact the universe is "Turtles All The Way Down". It is time to fight back and urge schools to Teach The Controversy with these intelligently designed t-shirts. All designs by Jeremy Kalgreen and are available in a variety of colors and styles, or feel free to create your own with our custom designer."

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

The Thought For Today

"A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing." - Christopher Morley

T-shirt Bordello

Cool shirts, mugs, glasses, caps, etc. Buy 2 shirts and get 1 free. Love the Zombie Outbreak Barricade Tape.

Monday, April 20, 2015

The Thought For Today

"I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow." - Roseanne Barr

They're not kidding. Over 240 Tshirts for $6 each. Ten for $50. Not a sale.

Friday, April 17, 2015

The Thought For Today

"Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom! Beep! Honk! Honk! Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!" - Homer Simpson


And for all you do-it-yourselfers we have:

For those lazy folk like me:

As for the legality? That's up to you to check on.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

The Thought For Today

"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." - Woody Allen

Bacon Infused Vodka

Perfect with that cheese, onion and mushroom omelet in the morning. DELISH!

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

How To Turn Cheap Vodka Into the Good Stuff

This, and the next Post, go together like vodka and bacon.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

The Thought For Today

"Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's." - Billy Connolly

Monday, April 13, 2015

The Thought For Today

"Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?" - Steven Wright

Modern Drunkard Magazine Online

Modern Drunkard Magazine Online

Who needs Time or Newsweek when you can read the best - Modern Drunkard Magazine. All the answers to those hard questions of life. Such as, what to toast next.

Saturday, April 11, 2015



Eric suggested my post should be for this site, which is pretty cool for the likes of us. This artist features items with a Celtic theme or a theme he refers to as "Retropolis." He bills it as "the future that never was." It's very art decoish, like the covers of the early pulps. Enjoy!

Friday, April 10, 2015

The Thought For Today

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain

The Beerbelly

The Beerbelly

Sometimes I will Post a Link to a joke Site. This is NOT one of them. Read and enjoy a good belly laugh.

Thursday, April 09, 2015

The Thought For Today

"All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer." - Homer Simpson

Wednesday, April 08, 2015

The Thought For Today

"The other day in Iowa, a 78-year-old blind man went bowling, and he bowled a perfect game. Of course, no one had the heart to tell him he was in a supermarket." - Conan O'Brien

Beer Trivia

Beer Trivia

More information on this most wondrous of beverages.

Tuesday, April 07, 2015

The Thought For Today

"Hana: What on Earth is a 'barbeque'?

Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat, hush puppies, and beer.

Hana: I daren't ask what a 'hush puppy' is.

Hel: Don't" - Trevanian from the novel "Shibumi"

Rec: Crockpot Five Alarm Beef Chili

1/4 cup oil
4 pounds boneless beef chuck, cut into pieces
2 medium onions, chopped
2 medium bell peppers, chopped
1 4 ounce can chopped chiles or jalapenos
1/3 cup chili powder
1 tablespoon dried oregano
2 teaspoons ground cumin
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup beer

Heat 2 tablespoons of oil in a skillet over medium heat.
Add the beef and brown on all sides. Transfer to crockpot.
Add remaining 2 tablespoons oil to the skillet and saute the
onions and green peppers until soft. Transfer to crockpot.
Stir in the jalapenos, chili powder, oregano, cumin, salt
and beer. Cover and cook on LOW 6 to 8 hours or on
HIGH 3 to 4 hours. Serve. Enjoy.

Serves 6 to 8
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Australian Shrimp on the Barbie

1/2 cup butter,melted
1/4 cup olive oil
1/4 cup minced fresh herbs (parsley, thyme and cilantro)
3 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
3 large garlic cloves, crushed
1 tablespoon minced shallot
salt and pepper, freshly ground
1 1/2 pound medium large shrimp, unpeeled
spinach leaves

Combine marinade ingredients in large bowl. Mix in
shrimp. Marinate at room temperature 1 hour or in the
refrigerator 5 hours, stirring occasionally. Prepare
barbaque with medium hot coals. Thread shrimp on
narrow skewers. Grill until just opaque, about 2
minutes per side. Line platter with spinach. Arrange
skewers on platter. Garnish with lemon and serve.

Serves 4

Saturday, April 04, 2015

Are you smarter than an atheist? A religious quiz.

"Atheists and agnostics, Jews and Mormons are among the highest-scoring groups in a 32-question survey of religious knowledge by the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life. On average, Americans got 16 of the 32 questions correct."
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL? And, no, I didn't quite get a perfect score. Done in by the bloody Christians again.

Friday, April 03, 2015

The Thought For Today

A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable." - The Devil's Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce

Thursday, April 02, 2015

The Thought For Today

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." - W.C.Fields

The Hard Truth From Orlando


I don't believe in contraception, so if I work in a store or pharmacy that sells condoms or other prophylactics for birth control, medically prescribed or not, I don't have to make the transaction for the customer or stock it on the shelves even if the manager says we provide those materials -- and he can't fire me.

I don't believe that women should be allowed to wear pants, so I don't have to serve any woman who doesn't conform to my dress code.

I don't believe that God meant for people of different races to be equal, so I can treat them according to the variation of their skin hues, from lightest to darkest, or darkest to lightest.

I believe that children born out of wedlock are going straight to Hell, so I don't have to pay for them to go to school. They're not the same as legitimate children and they should be shunned along with the mothers who gave birth to them.

I also don't have to rent to single mothers or their Hellspawn.

I believe that Jews should have to prove they don't have horns before I serve them.

I believe that homosexuality is offensive before God and I am not going to sin by treating them the same as anyone else and I don't have to provide them the same services.

I believe that mine is the only true religion, so I don't have to serve anyone who can't show their faith is the same as mine.

Who do you hate? It doesn't matter. Indiana wants YOU!

  Florida Cracker