Thursday, March 27, 2014

Monday, March 17, 2014

The Thought For Today

"In Japan, they have developed a new green machine that turns regular paper into toilet paper. Kind of like what Wall Street did with the dollar." - Jay Leno

Friday, March 14, 2014

The Thought For Today

"According to a new poll, New York City gets low ratings for friendliness. Well, bite me." - David Letterman

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Thursday, March 13, 2014

The Thought For Today

"Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing." - Clark Gable

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

The Thought For Today

"A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, "Did you miss a step?" "No," he answers, "I hit every one of them!" - Milton Berle

Friday, March 07, 2014

The Thought For Today

"I have never met an interesting person who did not drink." - Sir Richard Burton (the explorer)

Wednesday, March 05, 2014

The Thought For Today

"I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet." - Henry Youngman