Tuesday, May 31, 2016

The Thought For Today

"If Will E. Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner ?" - Anon

Rec: Elvis Presley's Grilled Peanut Butter And Banana Sandwich

2 slices of white bread
2 tablespoons of smooth peanut butter
1 small ripe banana mashed
2 tablespoons butter



Spread the peanut butter on one slice of bread and the
mashed banana on the other. Press the slices gently
together. Melt the butter (or to be truly Elvis-like,
melt bacon fat!), over low heat in a small frying pan.
Place the sandwich in the pan and fry until golden
brown on both sides. Eat it with a glass of buttermilk.


Please note: Elvis tended to eat 12-15 sandwiches a sitting! So belly up!

Monday, May 30, 2016

The Thought For Today

"Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." - John Wayne

Sunday, May 29, 2016

Saturday, May 28, 2016

iPod Accessory for Desperate Housewives

Let it never be said that we have seen it all...

Friday, May 27, 2016

The Thought For Today

"A new study shows that large doses of Vitamin E do not protect against heart attacks and cancer, and might actually raise the risk of heart failure. The study was published in this month's Journal of Things that Scientists Told You to Do Last Month That Turned Out to Be Harmful This Month." - Dennis Miller

Strange New Products

Strange New Products

And for Weird Friday we have... It's pretty much self-explanatory. It's where you go to view the weird and the wacky as they are released into the world.

Thursday, May 26, 2016

The Thought For Today

"'Tis more blessed to give than to receive; for example, wedding presents." - H.L. Mencken

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANKIE MCDONALD!

Yes, it's that time again.
It must be nice to finally be 30.

TIME TO CELEBRATE!

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

The Thought For Today

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." - Jerry Seinfeld

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

The Thought For Today

"A bum came up to me saying "I haven't eaten in two days!" I said, "You should force yourself!" - Henny Youngman

Monday, May 23, 2016

The Thought For Today

"The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit." - Jason Love

style-your-garage.com - Home

style-your-garage.com - Home


Now, this isn't cheap but it's soooooooooooooo cool!

Sunday, May 22, 2016

Saturday, May 21, 2016

Canstruction

Now why don't they do this down at my local grocery store? It sure would put a little zip into boring food shopping.

Friday, May 20, 2016

The Thought For Today

"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Winston Churchill

Thursday, May 19, 2016

The Thought For Today

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm." - Winston Churchill

DealExtreme: Cool Gadgets at the Right Price - Site-Wide Free Shipping

DealExtreme: Cool Gadgets at the Right Price - Site-Wide Free Shipping

Great toys at low prices. Especially the lasers.

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

The Thought For Today

"The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous." - Walter Winchell

Which Wes Anderson Character Are You?

From Flavorwire...  (Pagoda if you're interested.)

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

The Thought For Today

"The devil came to me last night and asked what I wanted in exchange for my soul. I still can't believe I said pizza. Friggin' cravings." — Marc Ostroff

Monday, May 16, 2016

The Thought For Today

Hangman: "Have you any last wish?"
WC: "Yes, I'd like to see Paris before I die."(pause)
"Philadelphia will do." - W.C.Fields

Asimov's 30 Laws of Robotics

Asimov's 30 Laws of Robotics


Who knew?

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Saturday, May 14, 2016

Ahhhh! Run! They Will Return!

Just when you thought Christmas was over and you were safe from carols until December. No, no, we are not safe! They will return. Ruunnn!!!!!!!

Friday, May 13, 2016

The Thought For Today

"Apparently the recession ended last June. So for those of you that are still broke and without a job, it's all in your head." - Jay Leno

Thursday, May 12, 2016

The Thought For Today

"Your faith is what you believe, not what you know." - Mark Twain

Nutty News Today

Nutty News Today


A mug of coffee in one hand and a bagel with everything on it in the other. A great way to spend any  morning. "NuttyNewsToday.com - Latest weird, bizarre, odd and nutty news articles and videos worldwide."

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

The Thought For Today

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her." - Ellen DeGeneres

Weekly World News | The World’s Only Reliable News!

Weekly World News The World’s Only Reliable News!


Yup, they're still around. Read. Marvel. Laugh.

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

The Thought For Today

"By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'..." — Gary Larson, The Far Side

Monday, May 09, 2016

The Thought For Today

"When I was a baby, my father used to throw me up in the air and then...answer the phone." - Rita Rudner

Sunday, May 08, 2016

Friday, May 06, 2016

The Thought For Today

"We exponents of horror do much better than those method actors. We make the unbelievable believable. More often than not, they make the believable unbelievable." - Vincent Price

Tokyoflash : Unique Japanese Watches

Tokyoflash : Unique Japanese Watches

Welcome to another Weird Friday. This isn't the weirdest Site that I've found, but as they say, it's pretty unique. If you like watches or have a friend who does, this is the place to get a one of a kind watch. I haven't seen these offered anywhere else.

Thursday, May 05, 2016

The Thought For Today

"I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much." - Victor Borge

Zippy the Pinhead

Zippy the Pinhead


Very similar to reality, but with a chocolate/raspberry taste.





Wednesday, May 04, 2016

The Thought For Today

"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven." - Spike Milligan

Sunday, May 01, 2016