Thursday, June 29, 2017

The Thought For Today

Sucker: "Is this a game of chance?"
WC: "Not the way I play it, no." - W.C.Fields

Bacon Infused Vodka

Perfect with that cheese, onion and mushroom omelet in the morning. DELISH!

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

The Thought For Today

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.One soldier mused, "Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?"

How To Turn Cheap Vodka Into the Good Stuff

This, and the next Post, go together like vodka and bacon.

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

The Thought For Today

"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman ... or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle." - George Burns

Rec: New England Boiled Dinner

3 lb Corned beef
6 Carrots; halved lengthwise
6 Potatos; halved lengthwise
1 medium Cabbage
3 cups Water
6 Turnips; quartered


Place corned beef and water in crockpot.
Cover. Set on HIGH. When steaming
vigorously, set to LOW and continue
cooking 3 1/2 hours. Remove meat from
crockpot. Put potatoes, turnips, carrots and
cabbage in crockpot. Place meat on top of
vegetables. Cover and set to HIGH again.
When mixture is steaming briskly, set to
LOW. Cook for 1 1/2hours. Ham may be
used in place of corned beef, if desired.


Serves 4 to 6
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: California Tamale Pie

1 lb lean ground beef; browned
3/4 cup yellow corn meal
1 1/2 cup milk
1 egg; beaten
1 pk chili seasoning mix
1 teaspoon seasoned salt
1 lb canned tomatoes; cut up
1 lb whole kernel corn; drained
2 1/4 oz sliced ripe olives; drained
1 cup Cheddar; grated


Stir together corn meal, milk and egg. Add rest of
ingredients, except cheese. Pour into crockpot, cover
and cook on HIGH 3 to 4 hours. Sprinkle cheese over
top, cover and cook another 5 minutes.


Serves 4 to 6
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Crockpot Beef Stew

1/2 lb. cubed stew beef
2 to 3 carrots, cut up
6 to 8 pearl onions
2 to 3 potatoes, cut in cubes
1 clove garlic, minced
1/4 cup red wine
1/2 teaspoon Worcestershire Sauce
1 teaspoon soy sauce
salt and pepper


Brown stew beef cubes (you can coat in flour first) in pan.
After browning, put in crock pot. De-glaze pan with 1/4
cup red wine and pour into crock pot with beef. Add cut
up carrots, onions, garlic and potatoes along with soy
sauce and Worcestershire Sauce. Cook on HIGH for
3 to 4 hours or LOW for 6 to 8 hours until beef is tender.
Add water as necessary and salt and pepper to taste.


Serves 3 to 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Crockpot Belgian Roast

3-4 lb. boneless rump roast
1 1/2 Teaspoons oil
2 Teaspoons butter
1/2 teaspoon thyme
1/2 teaspoon salt
4 Cups peeled sliced onion
4 garlic cloves minced
2 Teaspoons light brown sugar
2 sprigs of parsley
2 Teaspoons white vinegar
1 bay leaf
1 teaspoon pepper
12 oz. beer

Saute the roast in oil and brown on all sides. Add
to crockpot. Saute onions with the butter in the
same pan you used for the roast and cook onions
until medium brown. Stir in garlic and cook 1
minute more, add to crockpot. Add the beer to
the skillet with the brown sugar, parsley,
vinegar, bay leaf and pepper. Warm and pour over
roast.

Cook on LOW for 8 hours. Remove juices to a
saucepan and thicken juices with:

3 Teaspoons cornstarch
3 Teaspoons water
Serve on side with the roast.

Serves 4 to 6
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Guinness® Corned Beef

1 pound corned beef brisket
1/4 cup brown sugar
1 (12 fluid ounce) can or bottle Irish stout beer (e.g. Guinness®)


Preheat oven to 300 degrees F. Rinse the beef completely
and pat dry. Place the brisket on rack in a roasting pan or
Dutch oven. Rub the brown sugar on the corned beef to
coat entire beef, including the bottom. Pour the bottle of
stout beer around, and gently over the beef to wet the sugar.
Cover, and place in preheated oven. Bake for about 2 hours.
Allow to rest 5 minutes before slicing. During the last hour,
you may put vegetables in the roasting pan as well. Try a
wedge of cabbage, new potatoes, onion, carrots, etc. You
may need to add a little more beer with your vegetables.

Serves 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Monday, June 26, 2017

The Thought For Today

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel

hat bar

hat bar


And now for something so disgustingly cute, it'll make most guys feel very ill. BLEEEEEEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Demotivational Posters Pictures

Funny stuff. Just perfect for any early morning.

Friday, June 23, 2017

The Thought For Today

"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns

Toys With Mental Illnesses

It;s Weird Friday and: "Oh, what gift to offer the bipolar six-year-old nephew his birthday... I know! These German toys with mental illnesses would please the little tyke. Would he like the depressive turtle Dub, Kroko the water-phobic crocodile, or the personality disorder-affected sheep Dolly? Of course, there's also Sly the snake, who happens to suffer from hallucinations..."
"Rotting my mind on the Internet so that YOU don't have to."

Thursday, June 22, 2017

The Thought For Today

"As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something." - Hagar the Horrible

Happy Birthday Bruce! (22JUN)

Four labels from the Bruce Campbell's Soup Company.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

The Thought For Today

"First lady Michelle Obama just launched a campaign to combat childhood obesity called 'Let's Move.' And this evening, obese children started their own program called 'Let's Not.'" - Jimmy Fallon

FOOD!

A really GREAT animated Site on food and cooking is http://www.8legged.com/. You'll be entertained by Tako the octopus, your host. There are 8 full episodes plus 1 short. Each episode has a complete, REAL recipe. Even if you're not planning to cook anything more complicated than a TV dinner, they're great fun to watch. Especially if all you're having to eat is that TV dinner.

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

The Thought For Today

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner." - Lynda Montgomery

Rec: Spaghetti With Squid And Tomatoes

11 ounces spaghetti
1 tablespoon olive oil
4 scallions, cut in half, then sliced thickly lengthways
2 garlic cloves, crushed
1 1/4 lbs tomatoes, roughly chopped
7 tablespoons white wine
12 ounces baby calamari, and squid tubes, sliced into rings
2 tablespoons chili oil
1 tablespoon parsley, chopped



Bring a large pan of salted water to the boil and cook the
spaghetti according to instructions. Heat the olive oil in a
frying pan, then add the scallions and cook over a
MEDIUM heat for 3 to 4 minutes until beginning to soften.
Add the garlic and tomatoes and continue to cook for 5
minutes until they're soft but keeping their shape. Pour in
the white wine, bring to the boil, then add the squid and
cook for 2 minutes. Drain the pasta, return to the pan and
stir the chili oil through it. Stir the squid, squid tubes and
scallion and tomato sauce into the drained spaghetti, along
with the chopped parsley. Serve immediately. Best Served
with green salad and lemon wedges to squeeze over.


Serves 2 to 4
Squid will become rubbery if reheated

Rec: Squid With Tomato And Green Peas

1 medium onion, peeled and finely chopped
3 tablespoons olive oil
2 cloves garlic, peeled & finely chopped
2 tablespoons finely chopped flat leaf parsley
1 (15 5/8 ounce) can chopped tomatoes
31 3/4 ounces small squid, cleaned
salt and black pepper
12 1/3 ounces fresh peas or frozen peas



Put the olive oil and onion into a flameproof casserole. Saute
over a MEDIUM heat, stirring occasionally, for about 10
minutes until it begins to soften and turn golden. Add the
garlic and cook for 2 minutes, then add the tomatoes and
half of the chopped parsley. Cook at a gentle simmer for
10 to 15 minutes until the tomatoes begin to thicken.
Slice the cleaned squid into 1 inch rings. Divide the tentacle
clusters in half. Add to the casserole. Season with salt and
pepper. Stir well, cover and simmer gently for 20 to 30
minutes until the squid is tender. Stir in the peas, season
again and cook for a few more minutes until they are done.
Stir in the remaining chopped parsley and serve with plenty
of crusty bread to mop up the sauce.


Serves 4 to 6
Squid will become rubbery if reheated

Rec: Potato And Baby Squid Stew

3 tablespoons olive oil
1 onion, chopped
2 green bell peppers, chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 large tomato, seeded and chopped
1 bay leaf
1/2 cup dry white wine
1 lb potato, peeled and cut into 1 inch cubes
1 1/2 cups fish stock or bottled clam juice
1 pinch saffron thread, crushed
1 lb baby calamari, cut into 1 inch rings
buttered noodles




Heat olive oil in large skillet over MEDIUM heat. Add onion,
peppers and garlic and saute 10 minutes. Add tomato and
bay leaf and saute 3 minutes more. Add wine and boil until
reduced by half, about 4 to 5 minutes. Add potatoes, fish
stock and saffron and cook until potatoes are tender, stirring
occasionally, about 20 minutes. Add squid and simmer until
cooked through, about 2 minutes. Season to taste. Serve over
buttered noodles.



Serves 2 to 4
Squid will become rubbery if reheated

Rec: Greek Stuffed Squid Hoods

120 g fresh sourdough breadcrumbs (2cups)
120 g goat feta cheese, crumbled
80 g chopped kalamata olives (1/2 cup)
1 tablespoon fresh oregano
1 fresh birds eye chile, finely chopped
salt & freshly ground black pepper
6 small cleaned squid, hoods
olive oil flavored cooking spray
baby romaine lettuce, leaves washed
lemon wedge, to serve
toasted bread, to serve



Combine the breadcrumbs, feta, olives, chilli and oregano in a
bowl and season with salt and pepper. Spoon the mixture into
the squid hoods and close the ends with toothpicks to secure.
Lightly spray with oil. Preheat a grill pan or frypan preferably
non stick and cook the squid heads for about 2 mins each side
till cooked but be careful not to overcook or they will be tough.
Divide the lettuce leaves among 4 serving plates. Cut the squid
into thick slices and arrange on the lettuce and serve with
lemon wedges and toast.



Serves 4
Squid will become rubbery if reheated

Rec: Squid Soup

28 ounces spaghetti sauce
3 garlic cloves, minced
1 teaspoon oil
1 cup white wine
1 lb squid, cleaned and cut into rings


Saute garlic in oil. Add spaghetti sauce and wine. Simmer
15 minutes. Add Squid, cook 3 to 5 minutes. Serve with
crusty bread.


Serves 2 to 4
Squid can become rubbery when reheated

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Saturday, June 17, 2017

AntLionDen.com - Antlions, Doodlebugs, Ant Lion Zen Dens & Science Projects - What is an AntLion?

AntLionDen.com - Antlions, Doodlebugs, Ant Lion Zen Dens & Science Projects - What is an AntLion?

Is this cool or what? I remember these from when I was a kid. We used to poke a bit of grass into their holes and pull them out when they grabbed it.

Friday, June 16, 2017

The Thought For Today

"I don't give them hell, I just tell the truth and they think it is hell." - Harry S. Truman

Happy Captain Picard Day!

So, who knew?
"Rotting my mind on the Internet so that YOU don't have to."

Thursday, June 15, 2017

The Thought For Today

"They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?" - Larry Reeb

Carnivorous Plants!

Cool stuff. Unfortunately none of them are relatives of Audrey and are big enough to solve the neighborhood stray cat/kid problem. But I keep hoping.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

The Thought For Today

"I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, "Take off your clothes"?" - Phyllis Diller

Live Hermit Crab Kits

"Live Hermit Crab Kits - Pet Hermit Crabs for Sale - Watch your LIVE pet Hermit Crabs play on a sandy beach all day!" Just think of telling your friends with great glee: "I'VE GOT CRABS!" They're actually easy to keep and care for. And they won't wake you in the middle of the night to be taken for a walk.

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

The Thought For Today

"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it." - Jackie Gleason

Rec: Big Soft Ginger Cookies

2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons ground ginger
1 teaspoon baking soda
3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
1/4 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup margarine, softened
1 cup white sugar
1 egg
1 tablespoon water
1/4 cup molasses
2 tablespoons white sugar



Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Sift together the flour, ginger, baking soda, cinnamon, cloves, and salt. Set aside. In a large bowl, cream together the margarine and 1 cup sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in the egg, then stir in the water and molasses. Gradually stir the sifted ingredients into the molasses mixture. Shape dough into walnut sized balls, and roll them in the remaining 2 tablespoons of sugar. Place the cookies 2 inches apart onto an ungreased cookie sheet, and flatten slightly. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes in the preheated oven. Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before removing to a wire rack to cool completely. Store in an airtight container.


Makes 24 cookies

Rec: Peanut Butter Cup Cookies

1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 cup butter, softened
1/2 cup white sugar
1/2 cup peanut butter
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1 egg, beaten
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 tablespoons milk
40 miniature chocolate covered peanut butter cups, unwrapped


Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Sift together the flour, salt and baking soda; set aside. Cream together the butter, sugar, peanut butter and brown sugar until fluffy. Beat in the egg, vanilla and milk. Add the flour mixture; mix well. Shape into 40 balls and place each into an ungreased mini muffin pan. Bake at 375 degrees for about 8 minutes. Remove from oven and immediately press a mini peanut butter cup into each ball. Cool and carefully remove from pan.

Makes 40 cookies

Rec: Spicy Oatmeal Raisin Cookies

1/2 cup butter, softened
1/2 cup butter flavored shortening
1 cup packed light brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
1/2 teaspoon salt
3 cups rolled oats
1 cup raisins


Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). In a large bowl, cream together the butter, butter flavored shortening, brown sugar, white sugar, eggs, and vanilla until smooth. Combine the flour, baking soda, cinnamon, cloves, and salt; stir into the sugar mixture. Stir in oats and raisins. Drop by rounded teaspoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheets. Bake 10 to 12 minutes until light and golden. Do not overbake. Let them cool for 2 minutes before removing from cookie sheets to cool completely. Store in airtight container.

Makes about 36 cookies

Rec: Simple Swedish Nut Bars

6 eggs
1 1/2 cups white sugar
3 1/2 cups finely ground almonds
3 teaspoons almond extract


Pre-heat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Prepare a 9 x 9 x 2 inch baking pan by lining with either waxed paper or parchment paper. Grease the paper. Separate the eggs and reserve the whites. Beat egg yolks until thick and tripled in volume. Add sugar slowly, beating until very thick. Slowly fold in nuts and extract. Beat egg whites until stiff but not dry. Fold them into the yolk mixture. Pour batter into prepared pan. Bake for one hour or until done. Cool in pan for 10 minutes then turn out and remove paper. Cool completely. Cut as needed.

Makes about 30 cookies

Rec: Fancy Chocolate Chip Cookies

2 cups minus 2 tablespoons cake flour
1 2/3 cups bread flour
1 1/4 teaspoons baking soda
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 1/2 teaspoons coarse salt
1/2 sticks (1 1/4 cups) unsalted butter
1 1/4 cups packed light brown sugar
1 cup plus 2 tablespoons granulated sugar
2 large eggs
2 teaspoons natural vanilla extract
1 1/4 pounds bittersweet chocolate disks or fèves, at least 60 percent cacao content


Sift flours, baking soda, baking powder and salt into a bowl. Set aside. Using a mixer fitted with paddle attachment, cream butter and sugars together very light, about 5 minutes. Add eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each addition. Stir in the vanilla. Reduce speed to low, add dry ingredients and mix until just combined, 5 to 10 seconds. Drop chocolate pieces in and incorporate them without breaking them. Press plastic wrap against dough and refrigerate for 24 to 36 hours. Dough may be used in batches, and can be refrigerated for up to 72 hours. When ready to bake, preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a nonstick baking mat. Set aside. Scoop 6 3 1/2-ounce mounds of dough (the size of generous golf balls) onto baking sheet, making sure to turn horizontally any chocolate pieces that are poking up; it will make for a more attractive cookie. Sprinkle lightly with sea salt and bake until golden brown but still soft, 18 to 20 minutes. Transfer sheet to a wire rack for 10 minutes, then slip cookies onto another rack to cool a bit more. Repeat with remaining dough, or reserve dough, refrigerated, for baking remaining batches the next day. Eat warm, with a big napkin.

Makes 18 cookies

Monday, June 12, 2017

The Thought For Today

"If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free." - P.J. O'Rourke

The Smoking Jacket From Playboy

In case you missed the news and, yes, it IS safe for work.

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Saturday, June 10, 2017

I'm Learning To Share

Well researched and very interesting. Brought back memories.

Friday, June 09, 2017

The Thought For Today

"Never give a sucker an even break." - W.C. Fields

Genpets.com - Bioengineered Buddies!

Genpets.com - Bioengineered Buddies!

Welcome to another Weird Friday and THE perfect pets. Bioengineered to be a perfect companion for you and your child.
"Rotting my mind on the Internet so that YOU don't have to."

Thursday, June 08, 2017

The Thought for Today

"I like half of you half as well as I should, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins in The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien

YouTube - Festo Air_ray

YouTube - Festo Air_ray At times the Gods walk among men and create these beings. This goes with the jellyfish too. Thank you David.

Wednesday, June 07, 2017

The Thought For Today

"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected." - Red Buttons

AirJelly by Festo, A Radio Controlled Airborne Jellyfish

This is just so beautiful, I just want to keep watching the video again and again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_citFkSNtk&feature=related

Tuesday, June 06, 2017

The Thought For Today

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.” ― Charles M. Schulz

Rec: Chicken Thighs With Crispy Prosciutto And Foie Gras Pate

5 ounces foie gras pate
8 skinless, boneless chicken thighs
3 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
5 ounces thinly sliced Italian prosciutto
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder, or to taste
salt and pepper to taste
3 tablespoons corn oil



Cut pate into 12 rectangles, and place onto a plate lined
with plastic wrap. Place into the freezer. Combine chicken
thighs and Worcestershire sauce in a bowl. Seal with
plastic wrap, and place in refrigerator to marinate for
1 hour. Gently fry the prosciutto in a large, nonstick
skillet over medium heat until crispy. Drain, cool and
crumble into a bowl. Season with garlic powder to taste
and set aside. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175
degrees C). Remove chicken thighs from the marinade
and pat dry with paper towels. Discard marinade. Lay
the chicken thighs out flat on a clean work surface.
Season with salt and pepper, then sprinkle crumbled
prosciutto in the center. Place a cube of pate on top of
the prosciutto, then wrap the thigh around the filling
and secure with toothpicks. Heat corn oil in a large
skillet over high heat. Place thighs into oil, and cook
until browned all over, about 5 minutes. When browned,
place thighs seam side down into a glass baking dish.
Bake in preheated oven until the chicken is no longer
pink, and the juices run clear, 25 to 30 minutes,
depending on size.



Serves 4
Will not reheat well

Rec: Chicken Breasts in A Creamy Foie Gras Pate Sauce

2 boneless chicken breasts, cut into strips
2 tablespoons butter
1 cup cream
4 ozs foie gras
1/4 lb capellini



Heat 1 tablespoon of the butter in a sauté pan and cook
the chicken breasts until they are tender, but not brown.
Lightly salt the chicken, remove from the heat and keep
warm. Add the cream to the same pan and bring it to a
simmer. Rub a tablespoon of foie gras pate together with
a tablespoon of the warm cream, add into the sauce.
Meanwhile cook the capellini in boiling, salted water.
Drain the capellini and toss with 1 tablespoon of butter.
Add some small cubes of foie gras pate to the pasta.
Make a bed of the pasta on a hot platter and arrange
the chicken on top. Pour the sauce over all and serve.



Serves 2
Will not reheat well

Rec: Microwave Mushroom Gizzards

2 lbs chicken gizzards
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/4 teaspoon paprika
salt and pepper to taste
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 10.75 oz can condensed cream of mushroom soup
1 10.75 oz can water


Clean and rinse gizzards trimming off any green material.
Placed cleaned gizzards in a large bowl. Mix flour, paprika,
salt and pepper together in a small bowl. Pour mixture onto
gizzards and toss well to coat. Heat oil in a large skillet
over MEDIUM HIGH heat. Brown coated gizzards in oil, drain
and place in microwave container. Mix together soup and
water in a medium bowl. Pour over gizzards, cover and
microwave on HIGH for 15 minutes. Stir, replace cover and
cook on HIGH for another 10 minutes. Check for tenderness.
If still too firm, recover and cook on HIGH for another 5
minutes. Let rest and set for 5 minutes after cooking before
serving.

Serves 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Chicken Naranja

Naranja is Spanish for orange, so this is simply Chicken with Oranges. But Chicken Naranja sounds better because the recipe calls for orange juice, and somehow Chicken with Orange Juice just doesn't sound as tasty. This is quick to prepare and is tasty. I found it in a magazine twenty years ago, credited to Laura Alvarez of San Francisco. This recipe serves two, but can easily be doubled. Any sort of rice makes a nice side dish for this, and looks especially good placed on a bed of white rice. Add a green salad for a complete dinner.

Any preferred pieces of chicken may be used to make this. I prefer the lower calorie option of boneless, skinless chicken breasts. Any type of orange juice may be used, but I like it best with freshly squeezed orange juice. Some ingredients can be substituted if you don't have the called for ones on hand, such as crystallized ginger for fresh ginger, frozen orange juice instead of fresh, celery seed instead of fresh celery, and of course the garnish can be dropped. Also, you can add
a couple of drops each of red and yellow food coloring to get a more orangey color.



Chicken Naranja



Two chicken breasts
1/2 cup orange juice
1/4 cup soy sauce
1/6 cup packed brown sugar
10 slices fresh ginger root
1 cup sliced celery
1 tablespoon cornstarch mixed with 1/4 cup water
Orange slices and fresh parsley for garnish


Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Arrange the chicken in a baking dish, skin side up if using chicken with skin. Mix the orange juice, soy sauce and brown sugar and pour over the chicken. Sprinkle the ginger root and celery on and around the chicken. Bake for about 15 minutes. Remove the chicken from the baking dish and stir in the cornstarch mixture. Replace the chicken breasts and bake about 10 minutes longer until the chicken is tender and the sauce has thickened. Garnish with the orange slices and parsley to serve.


Rec: Golden Chicken Breasts with Coleslaw

4 boneless skinless chicken breasts (7 oz. each)
1 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon pepper
1 1/2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 whole beaten egg
1 cup Panko (fine bread/cracker crumbs)
1/4 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
2 teaspoons parsley, finely chopped
4 teaspoons grated Parmesan cheese

Coleslaw

2 cups shredded cabbage
1/4 cup thinly sliced onion
1/4 cup shredded carrots
2 tablespoons vinegar
2 tablespoons olive oil
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon pepper

Garnish

1 teaspoon parsley, chopped
1/4 cup parsley cut into 1 inch lengths




Salt and pepper chicken breasts and coat with flour. Dip
them in the egg and then the Panko or fine breadcrumbs.
Place parchment paper or wax paper (coated side up) on
a microwave-safe plate (12 inches in diameter). Place the
chicken breasts on it and sprinkle with mozzarella and
Parmesan cheese. Place a microwave bacon rack in the
microwave oven. Cover the chicken plate with a vented
microwave lid and center it on the bacon rack. (Turning
over the chicken is unnecessary, because placing bacon
rack allows the microwaves to cook from the bottom.)
Cook on HIGH (1200W) for 8 minutes or until chicken
breasts are tender. Take the chicken breasts out and
place them on a baking sheet. Cook them in a toaster
oven until the surface turns golden brown. To make the
Coleslaw, combine vinegar, olive oil, salt and pepper in
a bowl. Stir until the salt dissolves. Add the coleslaw
vegetables and mix well. Sprinkle finely chopped
parsley on the chicken and garnish with parsleys
sprigs. Add coleslaw on the side and serve.


Serves 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Monday, June 05, 2017

The Thought For Today

"According to a survey by Playboy magazine, three percent of women can't remember their natural hair color. You know what you call these women? Blondes." - Jay Leno

NUKEMAP!

Nukemap allows you to drop famous nuclear bombs all over Google Maps. Now you can nuke both your friends and foes - go for it, it's fun! And may even help you plan ahead.

Sunday, June 04, 2017

Saturday, June 03, 2017

Friday, June 02, 2017

The Thought For Today

"Women should be obscene and not heard." - Groucho Marx

The Church Of Google

The Church Of Google

Another great one for a Weird Friday. The only thing that worries me is, how serious are these people? Some of the folks I know really DO swear by Google. Be sure to check out the PROOF! section.
"Rotting my mind on the Internet so that YOU don't have to."

Thursday, June 01, 2017

The Thought For Today

"A company in Pennsylvania made an armband that monitors your physical activity, counts how many calories you've burned, and then sends that information to your iPhone.That's gotta be a little depressing. 'Oh, I got a call. No, I'm just fat.'" - Jimmy Fallon

Jihad Watch

Jihad Watch Required reading.

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

The Thought For Today

"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!" - Homer Simpson

TheReligionofPeace.com - Islam: Making a True Difference in the World

TheReligionofPeace.com - Islam: Making a True Difference in the World The next time someone tells you that Islam is really a PEACEFUL religion, feel free to share this Site with them. Can you say Egypt or Pakistan?

http://www.thedailybeast.com/witw/articles/2013/08/30/blasphemy-the-forgotton-story-of-asia-bibi-a-pakistani-christian-woman-sentenced-to-death.html

Read also: http://www.slate.com/?id=2303133

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

The Thought For Today

“Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called. 
”  ― Jarod Kintz

Rec: Curried Crab Pizza

3/4 cup mayonnaise
2 teaspoons curry powder
1 (10 ounce size) prebaked Italian bread shell crust
2 cans (6 ounce size) cans lump crabmeat, drained
3/4 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
3/4 cup shredded cheddar cheese


In a small bowl, combine the mayonnaise and curry. Spread
over crust. Sprinkle with crab and cheeses. Place on a pizza
pan or baking sheet. Bake at 350F for 20 to 25 minutes or
until cheese is melted.


Serves 2
Refrigerate remainder

Rec: Refugee Shrimp Tortilla Pizza For One Or Two Recipe

Prepare marinade as directed, stirring well to blend thoroughly.
1 10 inch flour tortilla
Bean Layer:
1/4 cup black beans, drained and rinsed
1 to 2 tablespoons olive oil
1 clove minced garlic
1/2 teaspoon cumin
1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
Pinch kosher salt and fresh ground pepper to taste
rice Layer:
1/3 cup leftover white rice
2 ounces cheddar cheese, grated
2 tablespoons sour cream
2 tablespoons finely chopped Spanish Olives
1 tablespoon freshly chopped cilantro



Marinade:
2 tablespoons olive oil
1/2 teaspoon cumin
1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
1 teaspoon lime juice
A pinch of kosher salt and fresh ground black pepper
1 tablespoon freshly chopped cilantro
6 medium to large shrimp, peeled and deveined
1/4 cup sliced red onion
Several slices red pepper
1/4 cup finely diced mango



Prepare marinade as directed, stirring well to blend
thoroughly. Toss shrimp and red onion into marinade and
set aside. Meanwhile, process ingredients for black bean
spread in food processer or blender until smooth. Spread
bean mixture on the flour tortilla. Gently mix all of the
ingredients for the cheesy rice and spread over the top of
the black bean mixture. Arrange shrimp and red onion on
top of rice layer. Add red pepper slices and mango. Drizzle
with any leftover marinade. Bake in a 425 oven for
approximately 10 minutes. Switch oven to broil and cook
for an additional 3 to 5 minutes.


Refrigerate remainder

Rec: Shrimp Scampi Pizza With Alouette

1 pkg.(6.5 oz.) Alouette® garlic & herbs spreadable cheese
1 10”-12” ready-to-use pizza crust
20 medium shrimp, cooked and peeled
3 tablespoons prepared pesto sauce
1 ½ teaspoons toasted pine nuts



Pre-heat oven to 450°F. Spread Alouette® Garlic & Herbs
spreadable Cheese on pizza crust to within 1” of edge. Drain
shrimp on a paper towel to remove excess moisture and
arrange shrimp on pizza. Bake 8 to 10 minutes. Remove
from oven and dot with pesto sauce (a squeeze bottle works
well). Sprinkle with pine nuts. Slice and serve immediately.
Note:
Two 4 oz. pkgs. of Alouette® Garlic & Herbs spreadable
Cheese may be used in place of one 6.5 oz. pkg.


Serves 6 to 8
Refrigerate remainder
Can be eaten cold or gently reheated in microwave

Rec: Shrimp and Spinach Pizza Recipe For Two

1 Cup to1 1/2 Cup thawed small shrimp (100-150 per pound)
1 Cup fresh chopped spinach
1 Cup alfredo sauce (I use Ragu light Parmesan Alfredo)
1 Package pizza dough (boxed, refrigerated, or make your own)
¼ white or red onion thinly sliced
1 cup mozzarella cheese



Heat oven to 350 degrees. Prepare the pizza dough as
directed. Grease pizza pan (I use olive oil). Spread the
pizza dough on your pizza pan. Top the dough with the
1 Cup Alfredo sauce (or less depending on your taste).
Scatter the shrimp over the Alfredo sauce. Add chopped
spinach and sliced onion. Top with mozzarella cheese. Bake
according to the directions on your pizza dough recipe.
I bake for 10 to 15 minutes in a 350 degree oven using the
lowest rack. Keep an eye on it and when the pizza crust
turns golden brown remove from the oven.


Refrigerate any remainder

Rec: Shrimp And Feta Pizza For One

1 personal-size pre-baked pizza shell (about 7 inches)
1 ½ Tablespoons olive oil
2 cloves garlic, smashed with the side of a knife, skins removed
4 medium raw shrimp (31-40 count) peeled and deveined
1 green onion, sliced (the solid part – white and green)
2 Tablespoons feta cheese
¼ to ½ cup shredded mozzarella cheese



Preheat oven to 425 degrees F. Drizzle olive oil into a small,
cold skillet and add smashed garlic cloves. Cook over low heat
10 to 15 minutes to soften garlic and infuse the oil with garlicky
goodness. Do not brown garlic. Remove garlic from oil to cutting
board and turn oil up to MEDIUM. Add shrimp to oil and cook
3 to 4 minutes on each side or until shrimp is opaque. Remove
to cutting board, but do not discard oil. Finely chop the cooked
garlic and coarsely chop the shrimp. Place pizza shell on a
cookie sheet or pizza pan. Using a pastry brush, paint the
pizza shell with the garlic infused oil. Sprinkle on chopped
garlic, green onions, and shrimp. Crumble the feta on top and
top with mozzarella cheese. Bake 7 to 10 minutes, until
cheese is melted and just starting to brown. Cut into slices
and enjoy!


Refrigerate remainder.
Best eaten cold or gently microwaved.

Monday, May 29, 2017

The Thought For Today

"Code Monkey like Fritos

Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew

Code Monkey very simple man

With big warm fuzzy secret heart:

Code Monkey like you" - Jonathan Coulton

It's Memorial Day!



In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.


This day is called the Feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day and comes safe home
Will stand a-tiptoe when this day is named
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall see this day and live t' old age
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours
And say, "Tomorrow is Saint Crispian."
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars
And say, "These wounds I had on Crispin's day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words —
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester —
Be in their flowing cups freshly remembered.
This story shall the good man teach his son,
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered,
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.
For he today that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition.
And gentlemen in England now abed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day.

Sunday, May 28, 2017

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Lord of the Rings Movie 1940

Hark, is that Bumpy Gocart I see on The Quest? Don't click off right at The End because a little surprise awaits. (Boy, some people sure have a lot of time on their hands...)

Friday, May 26, 2017

The Secrets of Mind Control

"This mind control summary is based on astonishing excerpts from three landmark books: Bluebird by Colin Ross, MD; Mind Controllers by Armen Victorian; and A Nation Betrayed by Carol Rutz. The authors provide hundreds of footnotes to support their thorough research. This revealing information is based on 18,000 pages of declassified CIA mind control documents."
"Rotting my mind on the Internet so that YOU don't have to."

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Monday, May 22, 2017

The Thought For Today

"Every successful enterprise requires three men...a dreamer, a businessman, and a son-of-a-bitch." - Peter McArthur

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

When it comes to defending your mind, from the government or aliens, you can never have TOO much information.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Saturday, May 20, 2017

tomatoes are evil

tomatoes are evil

Don't ask. Don't tell. Just view.

Friday, May 19, 2017

The Thought For The Day

"It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool. But the young fool has first to grow up to be an old fool to realize what a damn fool he was when he was a young fool." - Harold Macmillan

How do you find an elf? - By Juliet Lapidos - Slate Magazine

How do you find an elf? - By Juliet Lapidos - Slate Magazine


Perfect for a Weird Friday.
"Rotting my mind on the Internet so that YOU don't have to."

Thursday, May 18, 2017

The Thought For Today

"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." - Will Rogers

Howstuffworks "How Swearing Works"

Howstuffworks "How Swearing Works"

What you damned well always wanted to know. Now sod off.

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

The Thought For The Day

"Laughter doesn't require teeth." - Wil Newton

Teach the Controversy - Intelligently designed t-shirts urging you to show both sides of every story - by Jeremy Kalgreen

Teach the Controversy - Intelligently designed t-shirts urging you to show both sides of every story - by Jeremy Kalgreen



"'Big Science' is always suppressing The Truth with their blatant pro-evolution anti-wacko agenda: from the fact that UFOs built the pyramids to the reality of creationism and fact the universe is "Turtles All The Way Down". It is time to fight back and urge schools to Teach The Controversy with these intelligently designed t-shirts. All designs by Jeremy Kalgreen and are available in a variety of colors and styles, or feel free to create your own with our custom designer."

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

The Thought For Today

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana... - Groucho Marx

Rec: Road Kill Stew

8 cups water
1 package onion soup
2 beef bouillon cubes
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon pepper
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
2 pounds venison, cubed
1 medium onion, quartered
4 large potatoes, cubed
6 carrots, cut up


Put all ingredients in crockpot and cook on LOW for 8 hours.
Switch crockpot to HIGH for last 1/2 hour or so. When it
starts to bubble, use a tablespoon to drop in your favorite
dumpling or biscuit mix. Cover for about 15 to 20 minutes.

Serves 6
Refrigerate remainder
Reheates in microwave

Rec: Crockpot Garlic Top Sirloin Pot Roast

1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon paprika
1 1/2 lb top sirloin roast
3 cloves garlic, slivered
3 Yukon Gold potatoes, peeled and quartered
2 carrots, cut into 2 inch pieces
1 large sweet onion, peeled and chopped
1/4 cup water
1/4 cup beef broth
1 1/2 cubes beef bouillon
1/2 bay leaf
1 large green bell pepper, cut into 2 inch pieces



Rub salt, pepper and paprika into the meat. With a
small knife, make slits in the roast. Press the garlic
slivers into the roast. Place the potatoes, carrots,
and onions in a large crockpot. Place meat on top of
the vegetables. Pour in water and beef broth, and
add bouillon cubes and bay leaf. Place lid on crockpot
and cook for 6 hours on HIGH, or 8 hours on LOW.
During the last half hour of cooking, add the green
peppers. Can be served over noodles or rice.


Serves 2 to 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Crockpot Hungarian Goulash

2 lb Round steaks, cut in 1/2″ cubes
1 cup Onion; chopped
1 Garlic clove; minced
2 tablespoons Flour
1 teaspoon Salt
1/2 teaspoon Pepper1
1/2 teaspoon Paprika
1/4 teaspoon Thyme, dried; crushed
14 1/2 oz Tomatoes
1 cup Sour cream
Noodles



Put steak cubes, onion, garlic in crockpot.
Stir in flour and mix to coat steak cubes.
Add all remaining ingredients except sour
cream. Stir well. Cover and cook on LOW
8 to 10 hours Add sour cream 30 minutes
before serving, and stir in thoroughly.
(HIGH: 4 to 5 hours, stirring occasionally.)
Serve over hot buttered noodles.


Serves 4 to 6
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Crockpot Swiss Steak

1 Round steak; cut to serving size
1 teaspoon Oregano
1/4 teaspoon Red pepper flakes
1/4 teaspoon Pepper
15 oz Tomato sauce
1 Onion, sliced


Flour meat, blend remaining ingredients,
except onion. Put meat in crockpot, top
with sliced onion, pour on sauce. Cover,
cook on LOW 6 to 8 hours.


Serves 2 to 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Crockpot Beef Stroganoff

1 lb cubed beef stew meat
1 (10.75 oz) can condensed golden mushroom soup
1/2 cup chopped onion
1 teaspoon minced garlic
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1/4 cup water
5 ozs sour cream


In a crockpot, combine the meat, soup, onion, garlic,
Worcestershire sauce and water. Cook on LOW setting
for 8 hours, or on HIGH setting for about 5 hours. Stir
in sour cream just before serving. Serve over egg noodles.


Serves 2 to 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Monday, May 15, 2017

The Thought For Today

"In elementary school, in case of fire you had to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?" - Warren Hutcherson

Smashing Magazine | Blog Archive » Online Generators

mashing Magazine Blog Archive » Online Generators

Another generator Site for those with more mundane needs.

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Magical Marmite Tells Your Mood

What is mood Marmite? It's Marmite that you wack with a spoon until it changes into some strange color it's not supposed to be. Perhaps we should be running this post on Tuesdays, with the recipes, since I expect you could still eat the Marmite, if you really wanted to. Let me know how your experiments turn out. (In the unlikely event you don't know what Marmite is, you can check out this link.)

Friday, May 12, 2017

The Thought For Today

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." - Will Rogers

Enchanted Works - Unique and Magical Things

Enchanted Works - Unique and Magical Things

And it's another Weird Friday. It's a little hard to sum up this Site in a sentence or two, so I suggest that you visit it yourself.
"Rotting my mind on the Internet so that YOU don't have to."

Thursday, May 11, 2017

The Thought For Today

"I've been recalling Cary Grant's response to Jack Warner's offer to play Henry Higgins in "My Fair Lady" - that not only did he not want the part, but that if Rex Harrison didn't play it, he didn't even want to see the movie." - Katharine Hepburn

Madhatter Magic Shop

Great toys at low prices. You too can shoot fireballs from your hands. A lot higher quality than those el cheapo tricks that you used to see on the backs of comic books.

Tuesday, May 09, 2017

The Thought For Today

“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”  ― Abraham Lincoln

Rec: Cajun Crab Soup

1/4 cup unsalted butter
1/2 onion, chopped
1 clove garlic, minced
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 cup clam juice
1 cup chicken broth
1/2 (10 oz) package frozen white corn
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon ground white pepper
1/8 teaspoon dried thyme
1/8 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper
1 cup heavy cream
1/2 lb lump crabmeat, drained
2 green onions, chopped



Melt butter in a large saucepan over MEDIUM heat. Saute
onion and garlic until onion is tender. Whisk in flour, and
cook 2 minutes. Stir in clam juice and chicken broth, and
bring to a boil. Mix in corn, and season with salt, white
pepper, thyme, and cayenne. Reduce heat, and simmer
15 minutes. Stir in cream, crab meat, and green onions.
Heat through, but do not boil once the cream has been added.


Serves 2 to 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Shrimp Soup

1/2 lb. shrimp, peeled, deveined & cut into pieces
1/2 cup diced celery
1/4 cup chopped onion
1 cup diced potatoes
1 tablespoon powdered chicken base
cornstarch
1 quart water
salt and pepper to taste



Bring water to a boil in a large pot. Add chicken base,
celery, onions, and potatoes and continue cooking until
vegetables are done. Add shrimp pieces and bring to a
boil again. Thicken as desired with a paste of water and
cornstarch. Add salt (very little) and pepper to taste.


Serves 3 to 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Crockpot Octopus in Wine and Tomatoe Sauce

1/4 cup olive oil
2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
1 medium yellow onion, chopped
3 lb Octopus tentacles
1 cup dry red wine
4 very ripe tomatoes, chopped
1/2 cup tomatoe sauce
1/2 teaspoon dried Thyme
1 cup water
salt, to taste
fresh ground black pepper, to taste


Wash the Octopus tentacles and slice into 1/2 inch pieces. Put oil and garlic into a pan and saute for a few minutes. Add the onions and cook until transparent. Place in crockpot and add remaining ingredients. Cover and cook on HIGH for 2 to 3 hours or until Octopus is tender. Salt and pepper to taste. Generally this is served over rice.
Serves 4 to 5
Refrigerate remainder
When reheating in microwave do not overheat or Octopus will become rubbery

Rec: Microwave Sausage And Clam Soup

3/4 lb hot Italian sausage
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 onion, chopped
1 green bell pepper, chopped
1 bunch snipped fresh parsley
1/2 teaspoon dried basil
1/2 lb fresh mushrooms, sliced
1 (28 oz) can whole peeled tomatoes with juice
1/2 cup dry white wine
2 (6.5 oz) cans minced clams, drained with juice reserved
1/2 teaspoon salt



In a large microwave-safe dish, microwave sausage 3
minutes on high, until no longer pink. Remove sausage
from dish. Stir garlic and olive oil into sausage drippings
and microwave 1 minute. Stir in onion, bell pepper, parsley
and basil and microwave 3 minutes, until just tender.
Stir in the mushrooms and cook 2 minutes. Then stir in
the tomatoes, wine and reserved clam juice. Cover and
cook 8 to 10 minutes, stirring once. Stir in the sausage
and cook 4 minutes more. Let stand 5 minutes before
stirring in the clams and salt. Serve hot.


Serves 2 to 3
Refrigerate remainder
Can be carefully reheated in microwave

Rec: Alaska Octopus Gumbo

1/2 cup diced bacon
2 cups water
1 pint fresh Octopus, steamed until tender
2 cups slightly undercooked steamed rice
1 lb canned tomatoes
1 can okra
2 tablespoons oil
1/2 cup diced onions
1 diced green pepper
1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/2 cup diced celery
salt and pepper to taste


Saute onions, celery, cayenne and green pepper in oil until
tender. Boil bacon in water for 15 minutes then add the rest
of the ingredients. Simmer together for 10 to 20 minutes.
Best served together with warm cornbread.

Serves 3 to 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be carefully reheated in microwave, the Octopus will
become rubbery if overdone

Monday, May 08, 2017

The Thought For Today

"The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television." - Dave Barry

TOD HOLTON SUPER GREEN BERET (1967)

TOD HOLTON SUPER GREEN BERET (1967)

And for something a little different. "Tod Holton was a school student from the 60s who fought the Vietnamese through use of a magic beret. Presented here is every Tod Holton story ever produced." A comic Online.

Sunday, May 07, 2017

Saturday, May 06, 2017

IT'S FREE COMIC BOOK DAY!

Yup, and it only comes once a year - ENJOY!

Thursday, May 04, 2017

IT'S STAR WARS DAY!

It's that time of year again, so break out your light sabers and robes and celebrate the light side (unless you're with the dark side, then to Niflheim with you).

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Saturday, April 22, 2017

It's Crystal Conder Day!

It's time to see how much fun that you can fit into just one day! (If you're like Crystal, I'm betting that it'll be at least a year's worth!)

 











Friday, April 21, 2017

The Thought For Today

"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball

Out of Context Science

"Good science, badly quoted. Removing knowledge from context and leaving something that's sometimes hilarious, sometimes strange, and, hopefully, completely absurd." And just plain fun.
"Rotting my mind on the Internet so that YOU don't have to."

Thursday, April 20, 2017

The Thought For Today

“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.” - Terry Pratchett

Complaints Choir of Birmingham

I think this is in imitation of the Helsinki Choir, if I understand the credits correctly. I don't like it quite as much as the Helsinki one, but it's still worth a view. This is from Birmingham, England, not Alabama, just in case you were wondering.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

The Thought For Today

"If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what really throws you into a panic." — Jack Handey

Helsinki Complaints Choir

This is a very funny but also sweet YouTube video that I found. I used to live near one of the biggest Finnish communities in the United States and yes, they were a lot like this.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

The Thought For Today

“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.”  ― Hélder Câmara

Rec: Kosher Sweet And Sour Chicken

1 chicken, washed, dried and seasoned
1 bottle low-cal Russian dressing
1/4 cup sherry
1/4 cup honey
1 onion, thinly slice


Place seasoned chicken in baking dish skin side up. Mix together other ingredients with the exception of the onion. Put 2/3 of mixture over the chicken. Put sliced onion on chicken and cover with remaining sauce. Bake uncovered at 350 degrees for 1 1/2 hours.

Serves 2 to 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Baked Fish In Kosher Salt

3 to 4 lb whole fish with scales but cleaned inside
4 lb kosher salt
Juice of 1 lemon

SAUCE:
1/2 cup butter or olive oil
2 Tablespoons chopped parsley
Juice of 1 lemon
Capers, optional
Salt and pepper to taste


Wash fish with with lemon. Place half the salt in a baking dish, just big enough to hold the fish. Place fish on top. Cover fish completely with the rest of the salt. Bake in pre-heated 400 degrees oven for 45 minutes. The salt will harden and make a crust. Once cooked remove the crust and the skin should come off.

SAUCE:
Melt butter. Add rest of ingredients.

Serves 4

Rec: Kosher Fried Chicken

1 frying chicken, cut into 4 pieces
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg or cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
Juice of lemon
Olive oil
1/2 cup flour
2 eggs - slightly beaten
1 lemon - cut in 6 wedges


Sprinkle pieces evenly with salt, pepper, nutmeg and garlic salt. Place in a bowl with lemon juice and 2 tablespoons olive oil - set aside in refrigerator to marinate for several hours or overnight. Toss once in a while to ensure evenness of seasonings.Heat 1 cup of oil in a large skillet. Roll the chicken pieces in flour, dip in egg, & fry in hot oil over HIGH heat for 1 to 2 minutes. Lower heat and fry for 15 minutes longer or until pieces are golden, but not brown, on all sides. Serve with lemon wedges and riso coll'uvetta (rice and raisins).

Serves 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Miriam's Kosher Cabbage Rolls

Filling:
2 lbs ground beef
1 large onion grated
1 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon pepper
garlic salt
2 eggs
2 tablespoons raw washed rice
dash Worcestershire sauce
1 large head green cabbage (not too solid)

Sauce:
14 ounces catsup
7 ounces water
3/4 cup grape jelly melted in microwave
Note: For more sauce either double recipe or make 1 1/2 the shown amounts.

For pan:
1/2 green pepper
1 onion sliced
1 bay leaf

Cut as much core out of cabbage as you can and place in a large pot. Bring water to cover to a boil. As cabbage cooks a little. you can remove more of core so the large cabbage leaves will separate. It takes time until all of the leaves will separate and are pliable.Combine ingredients for filling. Place about 1/3 cup of filling in each cabbage leave and fold like an envelope securing with wood toothpick. With the small cabbage leaves, use two. In bottom of large roasting pan, place the slice onion and bay leaf. Combine ingredients for sauce. Place a little in bottom of pan. Use about half of the left over cabbage leaves and place in pan. Place filled cabbage rolls seam side down in pan.cover with green pepper, remaining cabbage leaves and rest of sauce.Bake at 325 degrees for 3 hours uncovered; basting often. They should get a little brown. If they are getting too brown and there is still cooking time left, then cover. Can be prepared ahead of time and frozen.

Serves 4 to 6
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Kosher Salt Encrusted Prime Rib Roast

1 1/3 cups coarse kosher salt
2 3/4 lbs prime rib roast
2 teaspoons ground black pepper
2 teaspoons seasoning salt

Preheat oven to 210 degrees F (100 degrees C). Cover the bottom of a roasting pan with a layer of kosher salt. Place the roast, bone side down, on the salt. Season the meat with the ground black pepper and seasoning salt, then cover completely with kosher salt. Roast in preheated oven for 4 to 5 hours, or until the internal temperature of the meat reaches 145 degrees F (63 degrees C). Remove from oven and let rest for 30 minutes. This sets the juices and makes the roast easier to carve. (Note: Be sure to remove all the salt from the roast before serving.)

Serves 2 to 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Monday, April 17, 2017

The Thought For Today

"A new study says that in America rich people are ruder than poor people. I didn't think anyone hadn't figured that out." - Craig Ferguson

How to Scare Away a Telemarketer

I've heard of many ways to deal with telemarketers. Me, I just say, "No, thank you," and hang up immediately before than can get a word in edgewise. But some of you rapscallions out there are more creative, like Tom Mabe.

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Friday, April 14, 2017

The Thought For Today

"If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years." - Bertrand Russell

BloodyFingerMail.com : A Happy Email Alternative

BloodyFingerMail.com : A Happy Email Alternative


Nick sent me this and I'm pretty sure that it qualifies as a Weird Friday item. You draw the letters using your mouse. Have a bloody great time.
"Rotting my mind on the Internet so that YOU don't have to."

Monday, April 10, 2017

The Thought For Today

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." - Henny Youngman

Passover

It begins at sunset tonight. It ends sunset 18 April.

Sunday, April 09, 2017

Saturday, April 08, 2017

Big Wheels

No, they're not tricycles, they're Syrian waterwheels built in the Byzantine era. Granted they don't function anymore -- technology has improved everywhere -- but they're still pretty amazing, and there are some nice photos of them in this link.

Friday, April 07, 2017

The Thought For Today

"You know why they call it "Aerobics"? For what you pay for the classes, they couldn't call it "Jumping Around." - Rita Rudner

miket

miket


Okay, this is definately strange. VERY strange.
"Rotting my mind on the Internet so that YOU don't have to."

Thursday, April 06, 2017

The Thought For Today

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis." - Jack Handey

Clock Link

Welcome to ClockLink - Get your free world clock

ClockLink.com provides the most widely used Web clock in the world with over 30 million views around the world. In addition, clocks can be set to display any time zone in the world online, so they are not only decorative but very practical as well. You can use our world clock to see all timezones of the world, and it's free to use. Use it to show what time it is in your area. There is no charge to use any of the clocks or for the world clock on your website or blog.

Wednesday, April 05, 2017

The Thought For Today

"Never let the truth stand in the way of a good story." - Mark Twain

On Tap - Liquid Beer Enhancer

To quote them:
"OnTap is a revolutionary new way to enjoy beer. Add our liquid flavor enhancer to a domestic light lager and enjoy a craft brew taste at a fraction of the cost. One bottle of OnTap holds enough to improve the flavor of a full 18-pack of standard 12oz. beers, depending on how much you use.
Just squeeze a few drops of one of OnTap's great flavors in to a glass of beer and you'll get a unique and great tasting beverage. Make each bottle or glass the same, or make each one different. Its up to you how each one tastes. The time has come to enjoy Your Beer, Your Way!" Personally I'm not sold on it. You CAN find good beer at low prices if you look around.

Tuesday, April 04, 2017

The Thought For Today

“I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter's evening, and I know the comfort that comes of eating it hot, along with some sugar and a drench of cream... I know how the nuts taken in conjunction with winter apples, cider, and doughnuts, make old people's tales and old jokes sound fresh and crisp and enchanting.” ― Mark Twain

Rec: Chinese Crockpot Beef Pie

1 to 1 1/2 pounds ground beef
3/4 cup diced bell pepper (green AND red if possible)
3/4 cup diced onion
1 package (dry) brown gravy
4 to 6 medium red or round white potatoes, diced (about 4 cups)
2 tablespoons butter, melted
1 (15 oz) can whole kernel corn, drained (or 2 cups frozen)
1 (15 oz) can creamed corn
salt and pepper to taste



Brown ground beef with diced peppers and onion. Drain well.
Place ground beef mixture in crock pot. Toss diced potato
with melted butter to coat and add to crockpot; add whole
kernel corn and creamed corn. Salt and pepper to taste.
Cover and cook on LOW for 7 to 9 hours. Taste and adjust
seasonings.


Serves 4 to 6
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Crockpot Beef Roast Cuban Style

6 lb. eye of round roast
3 chorizo sausages chopped
1/2 lb. chopped ham
2 bacon slices chopped
1/2 Cup orange juice
juice of 2 limes
2 large onions sliced
4 garlic cloves minced
6 Tablespoons oil
1/2 Cup dry sherry
2 large green peppers sliced
2 parsley sprigs chopped
6 bay leaves
4 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon pepper





Cut a pocket lengthwise in center of beef, leaving opposite
ends closed. Mix chorizo, ham and bacon and stuff the pocket
with it. Tie meat to close. Mix orange juice, lime juice, garlic,
pepper, onion, bay leaves, parsley and peppers. Pour over
roast and marinate at least 2 hours or overnight. After
marinating, brown roast on all sides, in a heavy pan. Add
roast to crockpot. Add sherry and marinating liquid.Cook
over LOW heat 8 hours. Strain the sauce and serve with
the roast.



Feeds 10 to 12
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Crockpot No Peek Beef

2 lbs. beef stew in 1 inch pieces
1 pkg. dry onion soup mix
1/2 Cup dry red wine or beef broth
1 can of cream of mushroom soup
1/2 lb. sliced mushrooms



Combine all ingredients in the crockpot. Stir well to mix.
Cover and cook on LOW for 8 to 10 hours. Serve over
noodles or rice.


Serves 2 to 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Easy Crockpot Chuck Roast

1 pkg Knorr's onion soup mix
1 can beef broth
1 can Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 medium sized chuck roast
salt and pepper to taste


In the morning, before leaving for work, or at night
before going to bed, put all ingredients into the crockpot
and cook on LOW for approximately 6 to 8 hours. The
beef will fall apart when finished. Serve over cooked
and buttered egg noodles or rice.

Serves 2 to 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Microwave Chili

1 lb chopped beef (turkey can be substituted)
1 (16 oz) can chopped tomatoes
1 can kidney beans
2 teaspoons of flour
3 tablespoons chili powder
1 tablespoon wasabi powder
2 small chopped onions
1/2 teaspoon cumin
1/4 teaspoon thyme
salt pepper


Brown beef and onions in microwaveable bowl. Add tomatoes with juice, beans with juice, chili powder, wasabi, cumin, thyme, salt and pepper. Microwave on MEDIUM for 9 minutes. Stir, cover and microwave on HIGH for 7 minutes.

Serves 4 to 6
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Monday, April 03, 2017

The Thought For Today

"You should never pick up a newspaper when you're feeling good, because every newspaper has a special department, called the Bummer Desk, which is responsible for digging up depressing front-page stories with headlines like DOORBELL USE LINKED TO LEUKEMIA and OZONE LAYER COMPLETELY GONE DIRECTLY OVER YOUR HOUSE." - Dave Barry

Zombie Lawn Gnomes Gnaw On Flamingo And 13 Other Crazy Lawn Ornaments

I especially love number 8... 

Sunday, April 02, 2017

Saturday, April 01, 2017

ComputerPranks.com: Downloadable Pranks

ComputerPranks.com: Downloadable Pranks

You never got this from me. Nope, nope, nope, I've never seen it before.

The Top Ten College Pranks of All Time

The Top Ten College Pranks of All Time

It's just what it says that it is. My favorite is number seven.

Amazon.com: shocking pranks: Toys & Games

Amazon.com: shocking pranks: Toys & Games


More toys!

April Fools Day On The Web


Enjoy!

APRIL FOOLS DAY!

Everything that you ever wanted to know about the day - and more.

Friday, March 31, 2017

The Thought For Today

"Starting in January, couples can actually get married at McDonald's in Hong Kong. I'm not saying those marriages won't work, but when have you been to a McDonald's and not regretted it one hour later?" - Jimmy Fallon

The Death Clock - When Am I Going To Die?

The Death Clock - When Am I Going To Die?

It's Weird Friday and tick, tick, tick, your life is just ticking away. You'ld better check and see how much longer you have. WHOOPS - TOO LATE!
"Rotting my mind on the Internet so that YOU don't have to."

Thursday, March 30, 2017

The Thought For Today

"I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away." - Jack Handey

How to Spot Your Evil Twin

"Are you the good twin or evil twin? Sometimes just looking for the goatee isn't enough (especially for the ladies). Luckily, Everything Explained Through Flowcharts has you covered! Determine your evilness in this week's excerpt." Via Gizmodo.

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

The Thought For Today

Russia has announced it's holding its annual beauty pageant for nuclear power plant workers. Apparently last year's winner had the most beautiful three eyes they've ever seen." - Conan O'Brien

The Worst Things For Sale

Most of which seem to be for sale at Amazon. And these are VERY bad.


http://theworstthingsforsale.com/

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

The Thought For Today

"I love cats... they taste just like chicken." - Anon

Rec: Chicken Merlot With Mushrooms

2 1/2 to 3 lbs. meaty chicken pieces, skinned
3 cups sliced fresh mushrooms
1 large onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
3/4 cup chicken broth
1 6 ounce can tomato paste
1/4 cup dry red wine (such as Merlot) or chicken broth
2 tablespoons quick-cooking tapioca
1 1/2 teaspoon dried basil, crushed
2 teaspoon sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
2 cups hot cooked noodles
2 tablespoons finely shredded Parmesan cheese



Rinse chicken, set aside. In a 3 1/2 to 4 or 5 quart
crockpot place mushrooms, onion, and garlic. Place
chicken pieces on top of the vegetables. In a bowl
combine broth, tomato paste, wine or chicken broth,
tapioca, dried basil , sugar, salt, and pepper. Pour
over all. Cover; cook on LOW setting for 7 to 8 hours
or on HIGH setting for 3 1/2 to 4 hours. To serve,
spoon chicken, mushroom mixture, and sauce over
hot cooked noodles Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese.


Serves 4 to 6
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Honey Orange Chicken

8 chicken thighs, frozen
1/2 cup honey
1 cup orange juice
2 cup chicken broth
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon dry mustard
1 to 2 teaspoon fresh garlic, minced
2 teaspoons soy sauce
1 10 oz. package frozen broccoli flowerets, optional thawed
2 tablespoons cornstarch mixed with 1/4 cup water
Cooked rice



Put the frozen chicken in the crockpot right out of the
freezer. Whisk all other ingredients (except cooked rice,
broccoli, cornstarch and water) together and pour over
the chicken. Turn the crockpot on LOW and cook for 4 to
5 hours. If you desire, you may top with frozen broccoli
flowerets about one hour before the chicken is finished.
Before serving, remove the chicken and broccoli and stir
in the cornstarch mixture. Put crockpot on HIGH until the
broth bubbles and thickens.


Serves 6 to 8
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Crockpot Chicken Parisienne

6 medium chicken breasts
1/2 cup white wine (or water)
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 4 oz can mushrooms, drained
1 cup sour cream
1/4 cup flour
salt, pepper and paprika - to taste



Sprinkle chicken with salt, pepper and paprika. Place in
crockpot. Mix wine, soup and mushrooms until well
combined. Pour over chicken. Sprinkle with more paprika.
Cover and cook on LOW 7 to 9 hours or HIGH for 3 to 4
hours. Remove chicken after cooking time. Mix sour cream
and flour together. Stir into crockpot and cook for 30
minutes. Serve sauce (gravy) over potatoes, rice or noodles.



Serves 6
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Lemon Garlic Chicken

2 lbs. chicken breasts boneless and skinless
1 1/2 teaspoons oregano leaves crushed
1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper freshly ground
2 tablespoons butter
1/4 cup water
4 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
4 cloves garlic minced
2 teaspoons chicken bouillon
2 teaspoons fresh chopped parsley



Wash chicken and dry on paper towels. Combine oregano,
salt and pepper in a small bowl. Sprinkle on the chicken
and pat it in. Fry the chicken breasts until browned in the
butter. Transfer chicken to the crockpot. Add the water,
lemon juice, bouillon, garlic and parsley to the pan. Scrape
any browned bits from the bottom of the pan. Bring mixture
to a boil and pour over the chicken. Cover and cook on HIGH
for 2 1/2 to 3 hours or on LOW for 5 to 6 hours. Add parsley
and baste chicken. Cover and cook another 15 to 30 minutes.
Serve with Rice Pilaf.



Serves 4 to 6
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Crockpot Chicken And Sausage Gumbo

3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
3 tablespoons oil
1/2 lb smoked sausage, cut into 1/2 inch slices
3/4 to 1 lb boneless chicken thighs, cut in bite-size pieces
1 1/2 to 2 cups frozen cut okra
1 cup chopped onion
1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper
3 cloves garlic, minced
1/4 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper, or to taste
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
1 can (14.5 oz) diced tomatoes, undrained
1 cup frozen medium shrimp, cleaned and cooked
1 1/2 cups uncooked regular long-grain white rice


(You can skip this if you have premade roux.) In a small
saucepan, combine flour and oil; mix well. Cook, stirring
constantly, over medium-high heat for 5 minutes. Reduce
heat to medium-low; cook, stirring constantly, about 8 to 12
minutes or until mixture turns a light red-brown. Place
flour and oil mixture in 3 1/2 to 4 quart crockpot. Stir in
all remaining ingredients except shrimp and rice. Cover
and cook on LOW for 7 to 9 hours. Add cooked shrimp to
the gumbo; mix well. Cover and continue to cook on LOW
for 20 minutes longer. Meanwhile, cook rice according to
package directions. Serve gumbo over hot cooked rice.

Serves 6 to 8
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Monday, March 27, 2017

The Thought For Today

"Gardening requires lots of water...most of it in the form of perspiration." - Lou Erickson

Because Inquiring Minds Want To Know

Concerning one of the most important things in America, via Gizmodo.

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Why Working From Home Is Both Awesome And Horrible

In case you missed this on Gizmodo. Wait - you're NOT reading Gizmodo? Now I'm REALLY worried about you.

Friday, March 24, 2017

The Thought For Today

"According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry lonely women, you'll be dead soon." - Tina Fey

Superheroes Anonymous

And for Weird Friday - read it and weep, evil-doers everywhere. Or laugh.
"Rotting my mind on the Internet so that YOU don't have to."

Thursday, March 23, 2017

The Thought For Today

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." — Jack Handey

GOES-R merchandise

Next.....a bake sale to support NORAD.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

The Thought For Today

"The Postal Service is facing a $7 billion budget short all. So in addition to closing the post offices, they're also raising the price of a first-class stamp. It will now be $4,000." - Jimmy Kimmel

Deano Sez: Best...sim...ever

And loads of learning fun too...

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

The Thought For Today

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." — Orson Welles

Rec: Ultimate Cheeseburger

2 pounds cold freshly ground beef chuck, 80 percent lean
1/3 cup ice-cold water
3/4 teaspoon coarse salt
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
4 to 5 ounces cold Cheddar, Swiss, jack, or blue cheese, shredded or crumbled
Butter for the rolls (optional)
6 crusty yet soft rolls, such as kaiser, split


Light a grill for direct medium-high heat, about 425 degrees F. Using your hands and a light touch, mix together the beef, water, salt, pepper, and cheese. Gently shape into 6 patties no more than 1 inch thick. Refrigerate the burgers until the grill is ready. Brush the grill grate and coat with oil. Put the burgers directly over the heat, cover, and grill for 7 minutes, flipping after about 4 minutes for medium-done (150 degrees F, slightly pink). Add a minute per side for well-done. Avoid pressing down on the burgers, which squeezes out moisture and makes them dry. If you like, butter the rolls before grilling. Grill the rolls, cut sides down, directly over the heat until toasted, about 1 minute. If serving the burgers directly from the grill, serve on the buns. If the burgers will sit, even for a few minutes, keep the rolls and burgers separate until just before eating.

Serves 6

Rec: Meatball Subs

1 clove garlic
1/2 cup fresh parsley leaves
4 ozs Parmesan cheese, cut into chunks
1 medium onion, halved
1 lb lean ground beef or turkey
1/2 cup fresh bread crumbs
1 egg, lightly beaten
Salt and pepper, to taste
4 cups tomato sauce or bottled spaghetti sauce
4 sub rolls



With a food processor running, put the garlic, parsley,
and Parmesan through the feed tube. When they are
finely chopped, add the onion and process until grated.
Transfer to a large bowl. Add the beef, bread crumbs,
egg, salt, and pepper. Form the mixture into 12
meatballs. In a large saucepan, bring the tomato
sauce to a boil. Add the meatballs and let the sauce
return to a boil. Simmer gently for 30 minutes,
turning the meatballs in the pan, or until they are
cooked through. Halve the sub rolls, though not all
the way through. Toast them until golden. Spoon
the meatballs into the rolls, add sauce, and serve
at once.


Serves 4
If not serving all at once, refrigerate meatballs and sauce
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Frankie's Cuban Sandwich

1 loaf French bread
Yellow mustard
Thinly sliced baked ham
Thinly sliced roast pork or beef
Dill pickle slices
Swiss Cheese slices

Slice bread to open. Thin layer of mustard on top and bottom halves of bread. Layer ham, roast, pickle and cheese evenly over the bread. Put on the top half of the bread. Cut into individual sandwiches not longer than six inches each.

Grill sandwiches on a hot buttered pan with a heavy skillet on top of the sandwich to flatten the sandwich to about ¼ of its original size. Grill for 2 to 3 minutes on each side or until golden brown.

You can use a George Forman Grill or Waffle Iron, too.

Rec: Submarine Sandwich

1 Cup Creamy Coleslaw
2 Tablespoons Prepared Horseradish
4 Hoagie Buns, Halved
8 Ounces Deli Style Roast Beef
8 Ounces American Cheese
1 Large Tomato Sliced
4 Fresh Lettuce Leaves


In a large mixing bowl stir together coleslaw and horseradish. Spread about ¼ mixture on the bottom half of each hoagie bun. Layer on ¼ sliced roast beef, 2 slices American cheese, 2 slices tomato, and 1 lettuce leaf. Top with bun and enjoy.

Rec: Erma Bombeck's Taco Salad

1 head lettuce
1/2 pound ground beef or ground sirloin
2 large tomatoes, diced
1 1/2 cups Cheddar cheese, grated
3/4 cup dressing (your favorite)
sour cream
tortilla triangles


Wash and chop the lettuce. Drain and refrigerate. Put ground
beef in large glass bowl and microwave on HIGH for 3-4
minutes. Drain. Add lettuce, tomatoes and 1/2 the cheese to
bowl. Toss with salad dressing. Divide salad onto 6 plates.
Sprinkle remainder of cheese on top of each serving. Put
1 1/2 teaspoons of sour cream on top of each salad. Serve
with tortilla triangles.

Serves 6

Monday, March 20, 2017

The Thought For Today

"A recent study has found that more senior citizens than ever are entering college. College faculty says that the seniors are like any other students...except they take Jell-O shots just for the Jell-O." - Conan O'Brien

GIANTmicrobes

GIANTmicrobes

And the perfect presents for any occasion...

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Bunny Suicide Cartoons

It's weird stuff time and the Sarah Conner one is my favorite. Enjoy, and remember - the bunnies are professionals so don't try these at home.



P.S. And you can get the book at Amazon.

Friday, March 17, 2017

The Thought For Today

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet." - Dave Barry

Swallowing the Camel

Swallowing the Camel And for Weird Friday we have: "The World's Weirdest/Stupidest Conspiracy Theories" They're either very funny or very scary. Maybe even a little of both.
"Rotting my mind on the Internet so that YOU don't have to."

Thursday, March 16, 2017

The Thought For Today

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." - Woody Allen

SPLITREASON.COM - Gear for Geeks and Gamers

SPLITREASON.COM - Gear for Geeks and Gamers


Some fun stuff at good prices. My favorite T-shirt? Zombie Day At The Mall. Though Skynet Development Team is a close second.

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

The Thought For Today

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." - George Burns

Bad Sex Ed

“Someone should start a site where adults share the worst advice they ever got in sex-ed classes as a teen.” - Matt Haughey And here it is. Have a good laugh.

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Rec: Smoked Salmon And Cole Slaw Donburi

4 cups brown rice, steaming hot
1/2 pound smoked salmon, cut into 1/2 inch cubes
2 cups cabbage, sliced 1 1/2 inches long
1 cup red onion, sliced 1/8 inch thick
1/3 cup carrot, shredded

Simple Dressing
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 tablespoons vinegar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon sugar
1/8 teaspoon pepper


Mix the Simple Dressing ingredients in a small bowl.
Combine the cabbage, onions and carrots in a separate
bowl. Season with the dressing and toss in the salmon.
Put 1/2 cup of the rice in each serving bowl. Top with
the salmon and vegetables.

Serves 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Microwave Fried Rice Donburi With Shrimp, Tomatoes, And Corned Beef

4 cups steamed rice
1 can (12 oz.) corned beef, cut into 8 pieces (1/2 inch wide)
16 shrimp, shelled and de-veined
2 cups tomatoes, cored and coarsely diced
1/2 cup green peas, canned
1 cup leek, cut 1/3 inches long

Fried Rice Sauce

1/8 teaspoon pepper
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon oyster sauce
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 tablespoon water


Combine the Fried Rice Sauce ingredients and mix
with the steamed rice. Divide the rice equally into 4,
1 pint casseroles or small bowls. Place the corned beef,
shrimp, tomatoes, green peas, and leek on top. Place
the bowls on the turn table, leaving the middle empty
and cover with a vented microwave lid. Cook on HIGH
(1200W) for 10 to 12 minutes.


Serves 4
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: New Orleans Barbecue Shrimp

2 pounds large fresh shrimp in the shell (20-24 count size)
1 cup butter
1/2 cup olive oil
l tablespoons minced garlic
1 tablespoon sweet basil (dried will do, but fresh is best)
4 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon lemon juice
2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
5 tablespoons black pepper
toasty French Bread



Melt butter in olive oil. Add all other ingredients except shrimp.
Let sauce stand for at least 15 minutes. An hour or two won't
hurt. When ready to cook, add shrimp to skillet and cook for
10 to 15 minutes or until they are pink all over. Stiring often.
Divide shrimp into individual bowls. Pour sauce over shrimp
and serve with French bread for dipping.



Serves 4 to 6