Religion of Comic Book Characters

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The Thought For Today

"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." - Mark Twain

Wireless Catalog - Welcome to Wireless Catalog

Wireless Catalog - Welcome to Wireless Catalog

What can you say about a Site that offers autographed pictures of Batman and Robin? And much more. A couple of my favorite T-shirts are: "Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints." Or: "They say I have A.D.D. but they just don't understand. Oh look! A chicken!" Visit. Laugh. And remember my birthday is coming.

The Thought For Today

"Anatomically speaking, a bust is here today and gone tomorrow." - Lady Isobel Barnett

T-shirt Bordello

Cool shirts, mugs, glasses, caps, etc. Buy 2 shirts and get 1 free. Love the Zombie Outbreak Barricade Tape.

The Thought For Today

"I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow." - Roseanne Barr

6DollarShirts.com

6DollarShirts.com


They're not kidding. Over 240 Tshirts for $6 each. Ten for $50. Not a sale.

The Thought For Today

"Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom! Beep! Honk! Honk! Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!" - Homer Simpson

The Thought For Today

"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." - Woody Allen

The Thought For Today

"Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?" - Steven Wright

Modern Drunkard Magazine Online

Modern Drunkard Magazine Online

Who needs Time or Newsweek when you can read the best - Modern Drunkard Magazine. All the answers to those hard questions of life. Such as, what to toast next.

Retropolis

Retropolis

Eric suggested my post should be for this site, which is pretty cool for the likes of us. This artist features items with a Celtic theme or a theme he refers to as "Retropolis." He bills it as "the future that never was." It's very art decoish, like the covers of the early pulps. Enjoy!

The Thought For Today

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain

The Thought For Today

"All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer." - Homer Simpson

The Thought For Today

"The other day in Iowa, a 78-year-old blind man went bowling, and he bowled a perfect game. Of course, no one had the heart to tell him he was in a supermarket." - Conan O'Brien

Rec: Crockpot Five Alarm Beef Chili

1/4 cup oil
4 pounds boneless beef chuck, cut into pieces
2 medium onions, chopped
2 medium bell peppers, chopped
1 4 ounce can chopped chiles or jalapenos
1/3 cup chili powder
1 tablespoon dried oregano
2 teaspoons ground cumin
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup beer



Heat 2 tablespoons of oil in a skillet over medium heat.
Add the beef and brown on all sides. Transfer to crockpot.
Add remaining 2 tablespoons oil to the skillet and saute the
onions and green peppers until soft. Transfer to crockpot.
Stir in the jalapenos, chili powder, oregano, cumin, salt
and beer. Cover and cook on LOW 6 to 8 hours or on
HIGH 3 to 4 hours. Serve. Enjoy.


Serves 6 to 8
Refrigerate remainder
Can be reheated in microwave

Rec: Australian Shrimp on the Barbie

1/2 cup butter,melted
1/4 cup olive oil
1/4 cup minced fresh herbs (parsley, thyme and cilantro)
3 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
3 large garlic cloves, crushed
1 tablespoon minced shallot
salt and pepper, freshly ground
1 1/2 pound medium large shrimp, unpeeled
spinach leaves


Combine marinade ingredients in large bowl. Mix in
shrimp. Marinate at room temperature 1 hour or in the
refrigerator 5 hours, stirring occasionally. Prepare
barbaque with medium hot coals. Thread shrimp on
narrow skewers. Grill until just opaque, about 2
minutes per side. Line platter with spinach. Arrange
skewers on platter. Garnish with lemon and serve.


Serves 4

The Thought For Today

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." - Mark Twain

Are you smarter than an atheist? A religious quiz.

"Atheists and agnostics, Jews and Mormons are among the highest-scoring groups in a 32-question survey of religious knowledge by the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life. On average, Americans got 16 of the 32 questions correct."
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL? And, no, I didn't quite get a perfect score. Done in by the bloody Christians again.

The Thought For Today

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." - W.C.Fields

The Hard Truth From Orlando

INDIANA APPROVES PANDORA'S BOX LEGISLATION

I don't believe in contraception, so if I work in a store or pharmacy that sells condoms or other prophylactics for birth control, medically prescribed or not, I don't have to make the transaction for the customer or stock it on the shelves even if the manager says we provide those materials -- and he can't fire me.

I don't believe that women should be allowed to wear pants, so I don't have to serve any woman who doesn't conform to my dress code.

I don't believe that God meant for people of different races to be equal, so I can treat them according to the variation of their skin hues, from lightest to darkest, or darkest to lightest.

I believe that children born out of wedlock are going straight to Hell, so I don't have to pay for them to go to school. They're not the same as legitimate children and they should be shunned along with the mothers who gave birth to them.

I also don't have to rent to single mothers or their Hellspawn.

I believe that Jews should have to prove they don't have horns before I serve them.

I believe that homosexuality is offensive before God and I am not going to sin by treating them the same as anyone else and I don't have to provide them the same services.

I believe that mine is the only true religion, so I don't have to serve anyone who can't show their faith is the same as mine.

Who do you hate? It doesn't matter. Indiana wants YOU!

  Florida Cracker