Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Sunday, June 24, 2018
Saturday, June 23, 2018
Friday, June 22, 2018
The Thought For Today
"As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something." - Hagar the Horrible
Thursday, June 21, 2018
The Thought For Today
"First lady Michelle Obama just launched a campaign to combat childhood obesity called 'Let's Move.' And this evening, obese children started their own program called 'Let's Not.'" - Jimmy Fallon
Wednesday, June 20, 2018
The Thought For Today
"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!" - Homer Simpson
Tuesday, June 19, 2018
Monday, June 18, 2018
The Thought For Today
"I don't give them hell, I just tell the truth and they think it is hell." - Harry S. Truman
Sunday, June 17, 2018
Friday, June 15, 2018
The Thought For Today
"They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?" - Larry Reeb
Wednesday, June 13, 2018
The Thought For Today
"I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, "Take off your clothes"?" - Phyllis Diller
Tuesday, June 12, 2018
The Thought For Today
"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it." - Jackie Gleason
Monday, June 11, 2018
The Thought For Today
"If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free." - P.J. O'Rourke
Sunday, June 10, 2018
Friday, June 08, 2018
Thursday, June 07, 2018
The Thought for Today
"I like half of you half as well as I should, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins in The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien
Wednesday, June 06, 2018
The Thought For Today
"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected." - Red Buttons
Tuesday, June 05, 2018
The Thought For Today
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.” ― Charles M. Schulz
Monday, June 04, 2018
The Thought For Today
"According to a survey by Playboy magazine, three percent of women can't remember their natural hair color. You know what you call these women? Blondes." - Jay Leno
Sunday, June 03, 2018
Friday, June 01, 2018
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