The Thought For Today

"Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other." - Stephen Baker

IT'S ASTEROID DAY!

QUICK! LOOK TO THE SKIES! Too late, we're all dead.


A global day of education to help protect Earth from asteroids.

The Thought For Today

Sucker: "Is this a game of chance?"
WC: "Not the way I play it, no." - W.C.Fields

Bacon Infused Vodka

Perfect with that cheese, onion and mushroom omelet in the morning. DELISH!

The Thought For Today

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.One soldier mused, "Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?"

How To Turn Cheap Vodka Into the Good Stuff

This, and the next Post, go together like vodka and bacon.

The Thought For Today

"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman ... or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle." - George Burns

The Thought For Today

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel

The Thought For Today

"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns

Toys With Mental Illnesses

It;s Weird Friday and: "Oh, what gift to offer the bipolar six-year-old nephew his birthday... I know! These German toys with mental illnesses would please the little tyke. Would he like the depressive turtle Dub, Kroko the water-phobic crocodile, or the personality disorder-affected sheep Dolly? Of course, there's also Sly the snake, who happens to suffer from hallucinations..."

FOOD!

A really GREAT animated Site on food and cooking is http://www.8legged.com/. You'll be entertained by Tako the octopus, your host. There are 8 full episodes plus 1 short. Each episode has a complete, REAL recipe. Even if you're not planning to cook anything more complicated than a TV dinner, they're great fun to watch. Especially if all you're having to eat is that TV dinner.