The Thought For Today

TV...If kids are entertained by two letters, imagine the fun they'll have with twenty-six. Open your child's imagination. Open a book.

The Thought For Today

"The good thing about being bisexual is that it doubles your chance of a date on a Saturday night." - Woody Allen

TSA No-Fly List

Yes, folks, for Weird Friday we have, the one, the only - TSA No-Fly List! Now's your chance to check and see if your name is on it BEFORE you go to the airport. And your kids. And your pets. And your houseplants. If it has a name, it can (and probably will) go on the list.

The Thought For Today

"President Obama insisted that the U.S. economy is still showing improvement. And he said you can take that to the bank, if you can find any that are still open." - Jay Leno

TheReligionofPeace.com - Islam: Making a True Difference in the World

TheReligionofPeace.com - Islam: Making a True Difference in the World

The peace of the grave. Those who behave as animals should be treated as such.

The Thought For Today

"No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch." - Leo Dworken

The Thought For Today

"A company in Seattle just came out with a new bacon-flavored soda. So if you love the taste of bacon and you love the taste of soda, you're about to realize how much you love them separately." - Jimmy Fallon

The Thought For Today

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." - J.B. Morton

The Thought For Today

"A new study shows that California has the dirtiest tap water in the country. California officials insist that the dirty water is fine as long as you chew it thoroughly." - Conan O'Brien

The Thought For Today

"If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be." - Yogi Berra

The Thought For Today

"I think when you eat out you should have a little fun; it's good for digestion. Simple things. After the waiter recites a long list of specials, ask him if they serve cow feet." - George Carlin

The Thought For Today

Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet. - Jack Handey

The Hard Truth From Orlando

Republican. When exactly did that become synonymous with dumbass? I know it's been a while.

And I'd point out that the "Mexico City" policy that cut funding for abortion and contraception in Latin countries came from President Reagan, the ignorant bastard. And guess why we have then had a nearly 30-year glut of illegal immigrants flooding from South American countries that cannot support all these unplanned for, unprovided for children? I love how these men who sell themselves like prostitutes to lobbyists and religious organizations are so incredibly generous when it's not them that has to foot the bill or spend their lives taking care of children who have no hope of normalcy or availability of basic medical care.

Said it before, any woman who is forced to bear a child she did not want and could not support should be allowed to put her state representative's name on the birth certificate and sue their representative for child support. We'd see how fast these jerkweeds support contraception and abortion when it comes out of THEIR hides. I mean, the taxpayers aren't going to be out any money. We pay for the unwanted children anyway. I just think we should make it come out of the representative's taxpayer-based salary instead of him collecting a paycheck from us while we still have to pony up a lifetime of separate fees for the two-legged legacies of his moral stance.


   Florida Cracker

The story: http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/02/11/republicans_in_congress_urge_women_with_zika_to_accept_microcephaly_not.html

The Thought For Today

"We've all been blessed with God-given talents. Mine just happens to be beating people up." - Sugar Ray Leonard

Supper at Sea by *ATLbladerunner on deviantART

Supper at Sea by *ATLbladerunner on deviantART

For Weird Friday we have: Supper at Sea. You've seen the Last Supper with the Star Wars crowd? How about the Flying Spagetti Monster version? Now you can get it in all it's glory with Popeye and friends. What, or who, is next?

The Thought For Today

"Men and women are different in the morning. The men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, 'How can he want me the way I look in the morning?' It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. " - Andy Rooney

The Thought For Today

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." - George Carlin

Rec: Sushi Pizza

1 cup sushi rice

1/4 cup seasoned rice vinegar

2 tablespoons sesame seeds

1/2 Avocado, thinly sliced

1/2 sheet roasted nori (pressed seaweed)

3/4 cup flaked imitation crabmeat (surimi) or 3/4 cup thinly sliced smoked salmon

1/2 cup very thinly sliced English cucumber

2 tablespoons pickled ginger

2 tablespoons light mayonnaise

2 tablespoons milk

1 tablespoon wasabi powder

 

 

In saucepan, combine rice and 1 1/4 cups (300 mL) water; bring to boil.
Cover and reduce heat to low; cook for 25 minutes or until rice is tender.
With fork, stir in rice vinegar and sesame seeds. Meanwhile, line 8-inch

(1. 2L) round or 8-inch square cake pan with plastic wrap. With spatula,

press rice firmly and evenly into pan. Let cool completely. Turn out onto

flat serving plate. Top with layer of avocado slices. Using scissors, cut

nori into thin strips; sprinkle over avocado. Arrange crabmeat, cucumber

and ginger over top. Stir together mayonnaise, milk and wasabi powder;

drizzle over top. Cut into wedges to serve.

 

 

Serves 2

The Thought For Today

"You have a cough ? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough." - Pearl Williams

Star Trek's 10 Cheesiest Classic Creatures

Star Trek's 10 Cheesiest Classic Creatures

The first season is out on HD DVD/DVD , including these great guest stars.

The Thought For Today

"I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain." - Carol Leifer

The Thought For Today

"Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it." - Stephen Leacock

YouTube - Star Trek Klingon Hamlet taH pagh taHbe' (To be or not to be)

YouTube - Star Trek Klingon Hamlet taH pagh taHbe' (To be or not to be)


Not exactly weird, but definately strange. A scene from Hamlet done in the ORIGINAL Klingon. Don't worry if your Klingon is a bit rusty, it includes subtitles.

The Thought For Today

"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours." - Milton Berle

YouTube - STAR TREK BLOOPERS 1960`s

YouTube - STAR TREK BLOOPERS 1960`s


Yup, it's a blast from the past. Over four minutes of original Star Trek bloopers. And there's plenty more where these came from, both old and new. So what better way to waste a morning than at YouTube watching Star Trek bloopers and outtakes. Grab a bagel and another cup of coffee and enjoy.

The Thought For Today

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!” ―   Scott Adams

The Thought For Today

"A family in Brooklyn found a boa constrictor in their couch. They were beginning to get suspicious because they were the only apartment in New York that didn't have rats." - David Letterman