Wednesday, January 21, 2015

The Thought For Today

"I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life." - George Burns

Monday, January 19, 2015

The Thought For Today

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate." - George Burns

Burns Night Supper

With the Supper coming up the 25th, you may ask yourself "Where do I find a Haggis here in America?". And the answer is: http://store.stewartsofkearny.com/home.php. Or: http://www.caledoniankitchen.com/catalog/index.php/cPath/33_29?osCsid=578d71eb0bcf8d1a14f5a6f30d550b02. Better order now.

And remember - Haggis is made from the parts of our sheep that the English DIDN'T steal.

Friday, January 16, 2015

Wrong Town











IT'S PURE EVIL! DO NOT VISIT THIS SITE!!!!!

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

The Thought For Today

"You can say this for ready-mixes...the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like grandmother used to make." - Earl Wilson

Rec: Perfect Microwave Rice

1 cup long grain rice
1 3/4 cups water or stock
3/4 teaspoon butter or oil
salt and fresh ground black pepper


Put all ingredients in microwave safe bowl.
Remember, the rice will be expanding during
cooking, so pick a large enough bowl.
Microwave on HIGH uncovered for 5 minutes.
Microwave on MEDIUM LOW, uncovered for
7 1/2 minutes. Do not stir during the cooking
process. Season with salt and fluff with a fork
just before serving.

Serves 4

Rec: Easy Layered Delight

14 whole graham crackers
1 (5.1 oz) package instant vanilla pudding mix
2 cups cold milk
1 cup thawed whipped topping
1 (12 oz) can cherry pie filling


Line a 9x9-inch square pan with whole graham crackers
(break crackers, if necessary). Prepare pudding with milk
as directions indicate; let stand 5 minutes, then blend
with whipped topping. Spread half of the pudding
mixture over graham crackers. Place another layer
of graham crackers on top. Spread remaining pudding
mixture over crackers. Add another layer of crackers.
Then spread cherry pie filling over the top. Cover, and
refrigerate 3 hours.


Serves 6 to 8

Monday, January 12, 2015

The Thought For Today

"I don't play monsters. I play men besieged by fate and out for revenge." - Vincent Price

Friday, January 09, 2015

The Thought For Today

"Lack of money is the root of all evil." - George Bernard Shaw

Thursday, January 08, 2015

The Thought For Today

"The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between political parties either, but through every human heart." - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Wednesday, January 07, 2015

The Thought For Today

"There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will." - Robert Frost

Saturday, January 03, 2015

Which Tarot Card Are You?

Take this test to find out! Check out all the different card sets while you're at it, they're pretty nifty.

Friday, January 02, 2015

The Thought For Today

"One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a wooden stake." — Jack Handey

Thursday, January 01, 2015

The Thought For Today

"New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." - Mark Twain